In November 2007 the sex offenders register has seen the addition of two individuals convicted of simulating sexual relations with inanimate objects.  On the 5th Steven Marshall from Galashiels was convicted at Selkirk sheriff court of simulating sex with a pavement in full view of a female taxi driver” (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7079288.stm).  The BBC report noted that sentence had been deferred on Mr Marshall